Peace Vs. 6 Females + Insomina

[firecrackerNC]

Alot of people look gross, like the ugly girls and the creepy guys, nothing they can change bout that. Id rather see someone who doesnt shave for a few weeks then them lmao

[Infernus]

Do girls that don't live in trailers want to have sex with you?

[Baneblade]

There are girls that DON'T live in trailers?!

[Giovanni]

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

There are girls that DON'T live in trailers?!

*gasp*

[Peacemaker]

News flash, not all women on the planet like the perfectly kept, perfect hair, preppy dressing guys. Some girls like their men a little rough. Do I get dressed up when I go out? Yea. Do most of the girls that think Im hot think Im hot when Im not dressed up? Yea. They like the greasy hat, the well worn jeans (that I didnt pay to look well worn), the shaggy beard after 5 (I do shave every day). And yes, these girls dont live in trailers. Except for that one...

[OneManArmy]

Girls that live in trailers are the best kind.


well except for the fatties...

[GeneralRazor]

I won't scrap this story as much as I'd like to. I think there's alot of e-peen stroking going on by the OP though. Anyway, answer me this peace:

How do you "sort of" sleep with a girl??? Did you put it in soft or what?

"I slept with her. Sort of."

How the FK do you grow a "shaggy beard" in 1 day??? (I've heard of a 5 o'clock shadow, but you should talk to GBoWW)

"the shaggy beard after 5 (I do shave every day)."



I detect some BS truth stretching. Sounds like someone should be writing fantasy stories for gamer geeks to me.

[Sentrosi]

/me breaks out the popcorn and drinks and parks himself squarely in this thread

Should be a summer blockbuster!

[Rbstr]

I ate a bagel for breakfast!

It's about as interesting as this thread.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Rbstr

I ate a bagel for breakfast!

It's about as interesting as this thread.

Really, What sort?

Any spreads such as cream cheese? Butter? Jam?

[Hamma]

Looks like GeneralRazor has a supermodel gf too

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by Infernus

Really, What sort?

Any spreads such as cream cheese? Butter? Jam?

I toasted the bagel and put roasted tomato basil cream cheese on.
It was delicious!

[Knightwyvern]

Ah, I love a good bagel with some cream cheese on it. I prefer plain bagels and cream cheese though, but sometimes I'll go for a honey-nut or cream cheese.

Ima go to Bruegger's now.

[GeneralRazor]

Originally Posted by Hamma

Looks like GeneralRazor has a supermodel gf too

No. Models are too high maintenance, except the Kate Moss types (dated her). I only date celebs. /peacemaker rhetoric off

I like bagels w/cream cheese. Although english muffin egg sandwiches rawk (w/cheese).

[Warborn]

Even if this were more than just a really weak bit of fiction, what would you have to brag about? You got your ass handed to you by a bunch of girls with pillows and shit. What kind of a man allows women to control him in such a way? Sure, some girls might like the whole dominatrix thing, but unless you've aspirations of being a sexual submissive you should be (assuming this were actually factual) ashamed, and it shouldn't have surprised you that you only "sort of" slept with one of the imaginary girls. After all, what woman is going to be interested in a guy who she and her friends just beat up? You should have been throwing bitches, not getting your ass tied to a chair. Hell, with the number of girls I know personally who are big fans of hair pulling and choking during sex, these fictitious broads were likely taken aback as if struck physically when you didn't get a bit rough with them and instead let them have their way.

Next time you invent a story like this, pretend your mom let you take your balls out of her purse and describe instead how you wrestled 6 girls into submission and then had sex with them all, having thus proven your manliness to them.