Legal Torture Techniques - Page 2

Revolution · 2003-03-06, 01:06 AM

ROFL, yes C I did edit the post just to warn people before they read something they are not ready for and need mental help.

Jaged the first poll on torture was to see what the ppl would want done to the terrorist we caught.

THIS thread is for us sicko's that would torture the mofo into talking to save innocent lives!

Like me and you and the rest of us at a PSU convention in Las Vegas Nevada and we get killed from a suicide bomber........

Hey Nuthin But

For Ya !!

Irnbru · 2003-03-06, 03:07 AM

very vivid heh

AztecWarrior · 2003-03-06, 05:10 PM

WARNING: This post is very graphic. I highly encourage the weak-minded, hypochondriacs, and those who faint at the mention of blood to GET OVER IT AND READ!

I would nail his ear to the wall while he is nine feet to the ground. When it rips and he falls, we do the same with the other ear. Then the eyelids and then the lips.

Pour boiling water down every large hole in his body (nose, earholes, mouth, and the two holes 'down south'.)

Then chop his legs off inch by inch, leg by leg. The procedure is as follows: get your favorite butcher knife and cut his legs up, one inch apart between each cut. But only cut down to the bone. Remember- sterilize the wounds, you don't want him to die on you!

After he is pre-cut, let him stay there for thirty minutes. Then begin competing the cuts. An intravenous of blood will be necessary to avoid death of blood loss. When done, bandage up. You may have to wait a while to let the blood come back via the IV.

Repeat with the arms.

All men want to be 'larger' and I'm not talking about height. Well, I am, but not head to toe. Basically, you know what I mean. Nail Mr. Johnson to the floor where Mr. Johnson meets the thorax. Do the same to Mr. Johnson's head, but nail that to some kind of wood board under. Simply pull on the board. Voila! He is larger!

Remove his hair with coarse-grained sandpaper. Do the same to the nose (I liked that idea).

You now have pretty much a stump. We all know that he would have stopped by the second ear. But let's assume that he didn't. Employ a caliper, tweezers, calibrating device, micrometer, or anything else that squeezes and give him the 'nipple twister from HELL'. Twist it right off. Pop! Repeat with the other one.

Take needles and drop them down his throat.

Call your overweight friends and jump on him.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS

Educational televison!

Revolution · 2003-03-06, 08:44 PM

YEA AW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE your STYLE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

AW can torture someone with me AnyTime

(ever seen that 9 inch nails video? you know which one. If you dont, you have not seen it and Dont Want To)

Spider · 2003-03-06, 11:41 PM

Simple and easy way....

a) Smash his nut-sack with a sledge....

b) remove layers of skin off the guy... then drop the guy in vinegar... then in small grained salt... you obtain a huge amount of screaming and alot of "HALPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

c) make him beg on his knees with a ruler on the kneecaps (like under them when he begs he has his knees on them) then put weights on his torso so the kneecaps get alot of pressure (note: maintain him in the upright postion) thn put more and more weight till his kneecaps can't take the 400 pounds of pressure and they bust to dust...

d) (remember im Canadian so.....) Make him fall into a pit a raging homocidal killer!!!!!

Beavers.... yes ladies and gentlmen beavers!

Revolution · 2003-03-07, 12:11 PM

KEEP IT COMMING!

THIS NOW A RATED R THREAD:

Ahhhh The old Smash the Nutsack with the Sledge Hammer technique ! Now thats some

!

Spider · 2003-03-07, 03:10 PM

Make an insicion on the top of the back and insert small snakes or large ones your choice (funnier with alot of small ones) then close what happens??? well the snakes either feed or try to find a way out making the following quite painfull

xuur · 2003-03-07, 04:06 PM

7/24 Britney Spears/n'sync recordings. no images, just looped "music" (if you can indeed call it that)

giant naked Rosie O'donnel posters on every wall.
(altho saying giant and rosie in the same sentence is kinda redundant)

florecent lighting everywhere...with that one stupid bulb thats just about to go out....flickering endlessly

60 small yappy dogs with squeaky toys

total body exfoliation with an epi-lady.

he'll talk. I guarentee it.

lord knows I would
x

NARF · 2003-03-07, 08:55 PM

guy behind sharp fan, naked dancers on other side, pops one, ow.

Arshune · 2003-03-07, 09:35 PM

Put them in a room with an open top, tie them up, get those things they used in A Clockwork Orange to hold the guy's eyes open and put them on the person you want to torture. Go find a few beehives. Take one of those PVC piping cannons that they use to fire grapefruits and load it with a beehive. Point it at the back of the chair and fire. Lather, rinse, repeat until their eyes swell shut over the clamps.

Lonehunter · 2003-03-08, 10:49 AM

My kind of torture:

To start off make cuts all over their body and rub salt in them. Take fine pieces of paper and give him paper cuts.
After the warm ups Shove a funnel up his ass and release small snakes up there. Then Slowly pry off all nails. Rip off all fingers and toes, then rub salt in the wounds before bandaging(can't let him die from loss of blood.) Now that you got the feel for torture we do the fun stuff. Hang him upside down with his legs spread. To really get into the spirit play some heavy metal as you break every rib with a baseball bat. Hit his legs and arms but don't hit his head(to keep him alive) and to end batting practice hit him with an overhead swing to the groin.
Now here's the gory part. Rip out his teeth and lips, rip his balls off, rip off his nipples. If he's a pudgey person do some home-made lipo suction.(don't forget the salt, it really hurts!) After all this suspend him in the air with hooks in his skin and muscle and pull them til he talks. If he doesn't, Force a coral snake down his throat, he'll die.

Confectrix · 2003-03-08, 12:22 PM

BAN THEM ALL!!!

TimberWolf2K · 2003-03-08, 12:56 PM

I would make them read THIS
Then is that dosnt work, make them read THIS

That BS should make em talk.

Revolution · 2003-03-08, 10:51 PM

KEEP IT FLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hellsfire123 · 2003-03-08, 11:31 PM

Ok, this is disturbing.

Only one person is really worried about keeping the guy alive, come on people thing ahead. You have to build up the pain, or else they reach a breaking point and pass out....or die, either way not very useful. How many people can say they wouldnt pass out after being smashed with a sledge? Also, you cant drive him insane, or you loose credibility(directed at xuur)

So this is what you do. First, work him. Hard labor with no rest. Once exhuastion kicks in, lock them naked in a freezer. Cant let them fall asleep, so well have to have a loud siren. Oh yea, dont ask them anything yet. Once frost bite starts to kick in bring them out. Ask one question. Something easy, like thier name or rank. Most will refuse to answer, just to spite you, so remove a toe. Lock them in a cold dark room for a day or so with no food. Bring him to question again, but this time have water and food in the room. Eat and drink, and ask him another question. If he answers give him food and water, if he doesnt more of the same. Frostbite, darkness, hunger/thirst and exhuastion pile up and will break any one. However, if time is crucial, electric shocks, slowly building (dont wanna give him a heart attack or screw with his brain) will break most. Another one is the slow roasting over a hot stove.

Okay now i have to try and sleep. Yea, that will happen.....god its a good thing i dont have work tomorrow.