Who wants a beta key? - Page 3

Jownzorz · 2012-06-09, 08:34 PM

Bazil,

You are pure scum. You are everything I hate. I am a veteran of this great community and it is people like you that continue to bog it down with this bullshit. I hope that once beta is released, a band of thugs comes in your house, destroys your computer, ties you up and rapes you violently until you beg for death. I hope your entire family contracts aids and that they die off one by one, as to weaken the spirits of those soon to pass. And as you reach the gates of heaven, I pray you and your entire family are plummeted in to the fiery pits of hell, where they will all be subjected to violent lashings for eternity.

You are the cancer of this community. You do not deserve a spot in any aspect of this game. Your cruel taunting of new members will not be tolerated. I swear if you make the foolish decision to step foot in to this game, I will hunt you down. You will regret ever hearing the name Planetside.

Greeniegriz · 2012-06-09, 08:36 PM

Bazilx, I hope someone steals your identity.

Opposite of cheers,

GG

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2coolforu · 2012-06-09, 08:48 PM

Just how offensive am I allowed to be?

DerFurst · 2012-06-09, 08:54 PM

Read this book from beginning to end. This sums up my feelings for you.

WARNING: Very explicit language. If you're a young child or faint of heart, do not read this. I am not responsible for any mental scarring that may occur. This book is possbly the greatest offense towards mankind. Do not take anything involved with this book lightly. Moderators, please forgive me for posting this. I've read the FAQ, and this fits in the current rules. However, the rules may need to be modified after reading this.

I'm not kidding about this book. No one other than the OP should read this for sake of their mental health. (if the link gets taken down/I get a warning, I win the bet)

Pride · 2012-06-09, 08:54 PM

I have something over nine thousand times more hate inspiring than anything any ordinary man can come up with. The lyrics to Justin Beiber's hit song. Take it away JB.

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we're here together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin...by-lyrics.html ]
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound
I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on a weekend
She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone

JHendy · 2012-06-09, 09:04 PM

On topic: Bazil, Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough wiper.

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a.

ChallengeOMatic · 2012-06-09, 09:16 PM

You repugnant wife beating, dyke loving, man whore. I have always hated you and made it my life's vocation to destroy your every hope and dream. I won't stoops as low as some of these other fools who spend too much time writing their little "hate" messages. Those wimpy c*ck pirates are secretly your fans trying to get into your (over used) pants. The fact that you would give out a beta key to one of them will only prove that your lips are firmly stuck onto their disco sticks. I won't sugar coat this for you princess, so i'll make it quick... I want to send your morbidly obese ass to your well earned place in the torture chamber and cut off the two peas you call balls and feed them to the pigs so that no child is born with your mentally retarded genes. I will then proceed to stick the tiny little worm in a blender and see if it blends (the oh-so-gooey remains will be fed to you). The series of events that come after these mild appetizers are so mind shockingly horryfying and mentally disturbing, that to put them on the web would be against the law in 32 countries. I shall let you discover the continuation of these generous bludgeonings and humiliating mutilations, when I come by your house and take you, and your family, on a little road trip... to HELL

ChallengeOMatic · 2012-06-09, 09:23 PM

PS: Keep in mind this is all a work of fiction... Or is it?

Bazilx · 2012-06-10, 07:57 AM

Thank you all for participating in this years annual Player Haters Ball.

There are several good entries, me and my panel of judges will sift through the contributions this afternoon (Still time for one or 2 last minute entries) as I get home from work.

The award ceremony will be held at exactly 20:00 GMT (7 hours 3 minutes from now) and I will in this thread announce the most vicious hater of 2012 and reward that person with a beta-key.

Thank you again, you've all touched my heart. The guys who used my actual name of Bazil instead of Bazilx gets bonuspoints. . . Or I will deduct them points because it's more hateful to use Bazilx, not sure yet.

Cuross · 2012-06-10, 08:08 AM

Lol, I wonder if there is any time left.... You all know that silly little stupid game that people played sometimes? You know the one. Just "the game". Where you think about the game and you lost and you have to tell people when you lost the game? :P

Hate? :P

I know, lol, juvenile and otherwise lame. I hate even having come into this thread to see how to get a Beta key!

Give its to usss precioussss!

Bazilx · 2012-06-10, 03:00 PM

Thank you one and all! We finally come to the decision.

Many good entries and a hard choice to be sure! However me and my panel have chosen, and we feel the person we have chosen has won due to several reasons, the main one being his hating was relevant to the subject and the victim, not non-descript hating but targeting specific character flaws and weaknesses.

So without further ado...

The winner of the 2012 Player Haters Ball Is...

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!! HATE HATE! HATE HATE HATE!

Now the hater may post a hateful screenshot of his Planetside 2 status reading "active" or he may hatefully decide we're not worth the time.

Jownzorz · 2012-06-10, 03:21 PM

I would first like to thank all of the shitty people in my life that have made me so jaded, allowing me to muster up the hate for this post. Bazil, you will always have a special place in my hate chamber.