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Old 2012-07-19, 06:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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It's Sunday evening when you get the call. You're putting out the bins, ready for rubbish collection, when your iPhone gives an urgent beep. It's the PlanetSide 2 app, telling you that one of your bases is under attack, that Vanu tanks are within firing range, that your squad has swung into action. A few taps of the screen tells you which squadmates are already en route. A friend messages you, urging you to join them because, hell, you're the most qualified Prowler pilot they've got. You rush to the PC, and you fire up the game.
The squad leader's already barking out orders through voice over IP. That's funny, you say, you thought she was on holiday. She tells you she is; she tells you she's issuing orders from her hotel room, tablet in hand. She tells you things won't be quite so funny when the Vanu capture those vital resources and turn them against you. She's squinting at a battle map that fills the tablet's screen, trying to anticipate the enemy's attack, and she has instructions for your deployment.
You do a quick background check on the incoming forces, because you swear those custom decals are familiar. Yeah, that's right, you tangled with this unit back at that research facility, about a week ago. It didn't go well, but since then you've unlocked a few more certifications on the Prowler, a few more surprises to stuff up your sleeve. The tank's engine roars into life and the moment your gunner climbs in, they've auto-joined you on voice chat. "What's our orders, boss?" he asks, and for just a moment you stare out the window at your neglected bins. "It's time," you tell him, "To take out the trash."

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Old 2012-07-19, 06:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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HAH! That's so good. Goddamn that got me so fired up for this game.
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Old 2012-07-19, 06:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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That's some good eatin'.
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Enough of the story....., make the film already
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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lol that was great. It would actually be a really smart move by SOE to make a trailer showcasing those features of the game.
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Nicely put.
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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It gets anoying after your called in for the 10th time to reverse park that useless B****'s prowler again ....

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Old 2012-07-19, 07:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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that was funny
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Love it!
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Niiiice!!! Great intro... someone should send that over to SOE.
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Old 2012-07-19, 07:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Well, it's the intro from one of the recent reviews so I am sure they have seen it. It's just all win.
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Old 2012-07-19, 08:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Yes, it's very nice!

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Old 2012-07-19, 08:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Loved it!
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Old 2012-07-19, 08:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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lols nice.
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Old 2012-07-19, 08:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Comet View Post
"What's our orders, boss?" he asks, and for just a moment you stare out the window at your neglected bins. "It's time," you tell him, "To take out the trash."
I was expecting this to end with, "Garbage day."

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