Failed quotes thread

[Dharkbayne]

Okay, I am bored, so post all of your failed quotes for this site, here are mine,

- Something smells blue.
- 1 4m teh l33tness!
- Please, don't overuse the emoticons. Thanks. )!!!!
- MAY 19= Bliss...
- please don't not not use correct grammar
- ooooooohhh! What does this button do?
- It's ggggrrreeeaattt!
- Powered by: 42 gerbils on little wheels
- Oops
- !!
- LOL ROFLMAO WTF STFU LOL JK !!!!!
- I rule the universe
- What you say? All your base are belong to us
- I am Napoleon!
- 22 skidoo!
- Possibly.
- Click here to see my webcam!
- Admin tested, Nazi approved
- The wheels on the bus go up and down...
- Me no know
- Alot of people hate me
- Testing... 1... 2... 3...
- Habla Espanol?
- One day, you will notice that you are a loser
- No! Not the Admin! AHHH!!
- Please, do not molest the whores
- Can't... think... of... quote...
- Please don't lock me in the room again!
- It's hobolicious!
- Powered by naked hoboes since 2002
- Hamma, I am your father...
- Where Tribes 2 is a thing of the past...
- He who laughs last is stupid
- What would happen if I pushed this button?
- Put down the E-Penis
- Put... It... Down
- Formerly Hamma's used car e-store
- :USP (its a mirror image! Kewl huh?)
- Not to be confused with PMS
- I AM THE SAMURAI!
- Pleese repotr speling erors
- Supercalafragi- ahhhh, screw it
- It's hummdiddlyriffic!
- Its not the bandwith, its how you use it!
- Please, don't feed the Nazi
- Now what do I get from this quote?
- What is this, "outside" you speak of?
- What's a mo-dem? Bandwith? Megahurtz? Stop makin' stuff up
- Pffff... Geforce 3? I don't need no stinkin Geforce 3!
- NOW! That's what I call spam!
- Now with 99% more spam!
- And that's why you don't turn on your chainblade in your pants...
- If you can't read this, turn your monitor on
- Formerly on the bottom
- Run! He's got a beamer! Oh, wait, they suck... nm
- Not to be confused with Planet-Side Universe
- The Harry to your Potter
- The only place where "I've got a skeeter on my ass!" doesn't mean what it sounds like
- I think Marsman is a hippy
- Forsooth, thine Planetside
- Can I have some money?
- Dude, you're a loser.
- Making fun of hoboes since 2002
- Home of the Butt Plum Faeries
- >Insert Stupid Quote Here<
- PSU:Oops!
- Only the bold wear purple.
- I know what you did last summer.
- When was the last time you called?
- For Espanol, hit ALT-F4
- Devs are mean. 'Nuff sed.
- You're a wizard Hamma!
- Hamma, can I have some food please? Quotes are hard to think of when you are hungry!
- Click Here.
- No.
- Wut? I r kan speel gud!
- All your beta CDs are belong to us!
- cooler than your mom
- I AM ALF
- What you say?
- Here! Take the money! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!
- Every time you post something stupid, god kills a kitten
- Don't worry, be happy
- Where you can talk to girls without getting slapped!
- Formerly Hammatime Dance Studio
- Look out! It's a lake!
- Please don't reject this...
- >Insert Witty Comment Here<
- Formerly 404 Page Error
- You... Have... No... Life...
- He who laughs last, is a f*ckin idiot
- Stop for a second, and think... Do you really have a life?
- Where Dio feels cool
- It's not the size that counts, it's HOW YOU USE IT!
- Servers are down again, wait! They're up! Nope, down, Up! No, down...
- It took me 2 hours to think this one up.
- When I snap my fingers, you will be Hamma.
- NDA, making life a living hell since 2002.
- Squeeky is not really squeeky, don't squeeze him. We've tried.
- Formatting C\\:
- I know it looks tasty, but do NOT lick the screen. Please.
- Welcome! Now go away!
- Don't do drugs.
- If you can read this, you are definately NOT blind.
- This is just swamp gas.
- We have the best wang!
- It's wangtastic!
- You've got spam!
- You've got flames!
- NC? I ain't no stinkin' NC!
- All your spam are belong to us!
- All your flame are belong to us!
- Zingo! Lets have pie!
- You don't have beta, and I do! Nanananana
- the only place where HART isn't a typo
- Click >-HERE-< For hot TR on NC action!
- I'll bet $100 that you are at your PC right now. Yeah. I am a psychic.
- Huked on fonix dun us gud
- Respect mah athoritah!
- My anti-drug
- Argh me matey!
- Jebus! Help me! Jebus!
- |* |_ 3 /\ $ 3, /\/ 0 l337
- I came, I saw, I killed some NC
- Disclaimer: It's not REALLY for dinner.
- You know, Hamma has had me locked up here for 2 weeks. He doesn't feed me.
- .egassem neddih a si sihT
- Shouldn't you be doing something?
- Donate so I have a site to submit quotes to!!
- Do the dew!
- Oh I wish I were on Oscar Meyer Weiner...
- Where all caps lock buttons are broken.
- PS backwards is EDISTENALPS, bet you never thought about that before!
- \/\/ 3 /\ R 3 |_33T!
- Where you can walk in a room, see your friends corpse, and not care.
- what if instead of hamma we called him mamma?
- We see dead people.
- PLANETSIDE RELEASED! Just kidding. haha, you shoulda seen the look on your face!
- Send us money. 'Nuff said.
- In the time it took you to read this, the devs delayed open beta another 2 weeks.
- What do you want from me?!
- Caltrops. 'Nuff said.
- ALL YOUR PS ARE BELONG TO US
- Who are you people?!
- Yummy!
- Dont worry, we're loofy.
- VS+NC+TR= Alot of red and yellow corpses.