hamma smells like?

[michaelsuave]

ok, here is a new thread where everybody discribes the oder du hamma (how hamma smells stinks whatever*) such as hamma smells like the funk coming out of my grandma's toes
hamma smells so bad that the vanu went back to their own planet... (i know that last one was stupid, you don't have to tell me) anyway, think of them and post them here. all in the spirit of fooling with the admin.