World Domination by dopey

[dopey]

Late nights and caffine had let me to some startling epiphinies. First, I shall tell you guys about my plan for world domination(told in full to Doobz up-uped on some Nyquil). First I am going to recreate the Gummi Bear series and make it extremely sucessful once again. After I have all the 6-12 year olds in the world extremely enthused about it I will commit suicide to disenfranchise them all to the point where they become addicted to many mind altering drugs.

This suicide is faked. I move to Cuba to wait for the right time to enact my plan. I smoke a lot of cigars to make sure that I am in peak physical condition for the takeover of the world.(pun here). When all the disenfranchised youth turn to larger disenfranchised adults I move back to the mainland(Since it was the right time). I make sure that I move to the most prime real-estate in the country, Southern-West Virginia.

There in Sounthern-West Virginia I shall create an army of disenfranchised red-necks. I march on Washington, D.C. where I find many, many disenfranchised internet-startup owners hopped up on mind altering drugs seeing an army of gummi bear bear on them.

My main objective being the White House and the internet startup owners giving no resistance I go to the White House and find George Bush V(since the Bush's will never leave the white house again) having sex with a Bill Clinton Clone Robot. And thus take over the world.