Wow, the Vanu realy are stupid.

[Jaged]

Last night I picked up combat eng on my cloaking char. I had alot of fun. Here a few of the highlights. Both of these stories are true documentations of realy dumb Vanu.:

I find a Vanu AMS behind enemy lines, swarming with stupid little Vanu. I put a boomer behind three at the equipment terminal and step back. I detonte the mine, killing the three Vanu and another that got caught in the blast. I sneak out of the AMS cloaking field and hide behind a tree while one of the them fires randomly in frustration. After he gives up I go back in and do the same thing, getting three kills this time. I again, hide as the same n00b sprays the air. I do this a few more times till I run out of ACE's. (None of the n00bs had any on their corpses.) Then I wip out my blade and begin to hack one of them to bits when someone finaly carches on and shoots me. I got a total of 11 kills.


I sneak my way into a vanu tower that is under attack by my fellow NC. I am the only friendly in the spawn room. The where at least 30 vanu in there. I plant a boomer behind three Vanu loading out and detonate it. No one even notices when I take three of them out. I do this four more times until I run out on ACE's, without any retaliation. I then wip out my knife and kill one guy in a corner before a enemy cloaker reaizes whats happing and kills me. I got 13 kills this time.