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The ULTIMATE fix to weapons unbalance. Guarateed
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In the next 2 months, a crucial change will happen, balancing Planetside forever. All the weapons ever conceived for Planetside will be scrapped in favor of this ultimate solution: Water guns with ketchup in them. Armor would be too powerful of course, and since everyone whined, the devs have replaced armor with G-strings, and 5 year old sports bras. After all, it's only fair, ketchup can't pierce metal very well. The NC water/ketchup gun shoots REAL REAL hard using rail gun technology to propel the ketchup at light speeds, making for one quick hotdog. The TR weapon shoots lots, and lots, and lots of kethup, making for many hotdogs. The VS however, have a weakshit of a ketchup gun, but most of the VS ketchup guns have a BUILT IN MUSTARD MODE! MAXs will be replaced by Anna Nichole Smith.
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2003-06-18, 03:56 AM
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