don't you hate those damn talegaters?

[Bighoss]

well the other day I finally figured out that the small little window in the back the Ford Ranger is for.

Weapons required:

1Pebbles and other little stones, nothing bigger than a cubic centimeter.

2Paintball gun

3eggs

4Feathers.
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Now the best thing to have in the back of the truck is a somewhat small pile of dirt and small rocks, they usually hit the guys windshield and they back off. If that doesn't work have the guy in the back open up and back window and start checking small pebbles out. Make sure it doesn't look obivous, if you don't have the back license plate on though throw a human corpse for all I care. Now these usually dent the windshield and people normally back off but somtimes you get the maniacs. Start throwing what ever you got, the paintball gun is espically fun here

Lets say your not the agressive type
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Slow down a bit and pull to the side and let him pass and then ride his ass. THEY HATE IT! they usually try to speed away but never let them. This only works well on 2 lane smaller roads.

The Highway!
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If your dealing with one of those assholes that just keeps changing lanes and rides everyones ass change with him! It drives me absolutely insane! Sometimes other people start to notice what your doing and make it specifically difficult for the guy trying to switch lanes cuz he's riding you. Its funny!



I have not tested all of these things but I can assure you I have some I have done the pebbles thing and the dirt in the back but I just recently got the idea for the bigger items.

by following these guidlines you can make the road a safer place for all Freedom loving people

*JOKING I AM NOT INSANE... well I might be