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Old 2002-12-29, 05:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
Toimu
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A small TR Outfit calls up the leaders at Vanu.

TR Outfit Leader,"Hey, we don't like your ideas, and are going to war with you."

VS Leader,"Well, we have 200,000 troops; thousands of tanks, attack planes, guns, etc..."

TR Outfit Leader, "Let me call you back tomorrow.

The next day.

TR Outfit Leader, "We have 1 Galaxy, 1 Maduader, 10 troops armed with Mini-Chainguns."

VS Leader, "Well, now I have 2 million troops, missiles, MAXs, etc...

TR Outfit Leader,"Let me call you back tomorrow.

The next day.

TR Outfit Leader, "We are calling the war off."

VS Leader, "Really, why the change of mind?"

TR Leader, "We came to the conclusion that there is no way in hell we can feed 2 million prisoners!"
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IEDs, SAF, RPGs, & mortars. But only during breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The enemy is so poor, they have to keep day jobs


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