Fricken Idiot White Boys Rant

[Mr1337Duck]

There are certain things that I completely disapprove of. One is stupid white boys trying to be black. I am referring to these asshat Eminem kids. Wassup ma Dawg? Know what am sayin'? Another is these asshat gay kids that want to imitate artists that are really shitty in the first place. Nelly, for example, sucks balls. he opens his mouth and breathes shit. When he sings, he has this gay, whiney sounding voice. Now even he has a poser. I was looking at music videos on yahoo and lo and behold! I see this shithead named Tiga with red (really red, not orange) hair that looked honestly as gay as the guys in that new Christina video that spews feminist propaganda.

You should hear Tiga's video of Hot in Herre. The real video sucked balls, man, have the originality and good sense to at least make a mockery of a slightly better video. It's just this stupid video depicting these little dolls dancing around and there's this asshole white boy perfectly annunciating every goddamn syllible in the song. And there's not even the gay Nelly voice, it's like he's just speaking it.


And these pop girls, I hate them, too. I say if you're a guy who likes pop, do you know where your dad keeps his gun? If you're a girl who listens to pop only because it's popular and naturally it must be good, you suck, you're shallow, stay away from me. If you truly like the music you listen to and would still listen to it even if people laughed at you for it, good. You're a good, strong willed person, and I won't shoot you.