My first decree as God

[TekDragon]

I hearby declare the 21st hour (9pm) of every day to be "Squeeze your Kitten" time.

This is about the time when kittys (being nocturnal) start getting really energetic. Therefore its a good idea to give your kittay a good squeezay to let it feel your

Remember: 9pm sharp. Your kittey will be expecting j00. I will know if you have disobeyed me.

As God I am also going to enforce the existing 4:20 law. Everyone should be as high as me

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Unlike those other "Gods" who you never feel but are always grubbing for money.. im different.

You can contact your God at TekGriffon on AIM or 24434445 on ICQ. I accept Pay Pal donations to support the "Church of TekDragon".

*poofs out in a big cloud of purple smoke*