My ultra secret Counter Strike strategy

[Squeeky]

I have been playing counter strike for the past few months now, and i've actually got good enough to where i tried out on a Cal-IM league team (and according to the manager did really well). The team plays from a LAN Center in San Diego and the guys are awesome, we have to practice 5 times a week though. Anyways, i wanted to tell you guys how i got so good. The answer is below...please scroll















































That's right folks. Fernanda Martinelli, my honey has been helping me. I will set her up near where i play, and when the opposition pops out, they are immediately stunned. Let's just say the opposition can't resist and tries to play the rest of the game with 1 hand

I then pop out, blast em with my primary, and move on to my next victim


(Note, i don't really do that, i did tryout for the Cal-IM team in san diego but i do not really utilize a tactic like that )