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2003-09-16, 08:10 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Intro
Brigadier General AztecWarrior was on Esamir. He had just gotten there, being sent there. He was checking his e-mail and he recieved a letter scolding him for not having a report sent in when it was due. One of the symptoms of depression is random mood changes and to break out in tears unexpectedly. He broke out in tears, surprising himself. It was a good thing that he was alone. He had been growing sadder over the past few days, thinking about the war. He had thoughts that it was hopeless, that he alone could do nothing. From there, things got worse. By that day, he was getting suicidal.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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