The "things that piss you off" thread

[Acaila]

• 4WDs that have never seen a dirt road.
• People with poor personal hygene. You smell, take a fucking shower, brush your teeth and do some laundry.
• People who think Linux will turn their p2 266Mhz into a super computer.
• The fact that you can't get a normal flavour of chip anymore. Why can't I get a plain chip with a fuck load of salt on it? Why can't I just get a damn cheese corn chip?
• People who give me the finger for cutting them off in traffic. What they should do is follow me and get in on it when I cut more people off, I will get us all there faster.
• Hippies. Fuck you, your shitty shaggin' wagon outputs more noxious gas than my Kingswood. I even have a broken headlight to conserve energy.
• People with a 600000000000w speaker set up in their pimp mobile. The latest stylings of Ja-Rule pounding my head and eviscerating my ear drums at 7am during peak hour traffic is unpleasant.
• My neighbours kids. If those little shits come in my yard 1 more time, I am selling them to Nike.
• Light beer, what is the point?
• My fussy ass cat. It requires cooked meat thanks to my gf spoiling it rotten, it eats better than I do.
• On the topic of the cat, anyone who is mean to it gets a spin kick to the head.
• The Olympics. I know, lets make burping an Olympic event! Fat, lazy alcoholics deserve recognition too!