Originally Posted by Spider
What the fuck is up with all those warnings...
What ever happened to careless parents and toy companies... now they worry if the toy's pieces are too big or too small, too hard or too soft...
For christ's sake, back in the day when I was a kid we would get wood burning kits! Sharp metal rods that heated up to 300 fucking degrees! Let me tell you none of my dogs had tags but everyone recognized them!
We would get lawn darts! Big 10 pound darts that came in a pack of 8 with no instructions at all! You would throw them in the air and watch them land... let me tell you something if you ever recieved one on the head you would be getting coloring books for christmas, the rest of your life!
Heck chemistry kits... they were always fun...: "MOM! Jonny put amonium sulfate in my eye!" "Tell him to stop! Go play with the wood-burning kit or the mini-bikes and BB guns!"
Ahhh the good ol' days!
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yea remeber when life use to actaully be fun and we didn't know that apparently everything is gonna kill us one way or another?