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RANT: My brother + "Gangsta" rap MP3s + Subwoofer = BAD
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My frigging brother downloaded some freeware "gangsta" (I always quote that, it is correctly spelled g-a-n-g-s-t-E-R) MP3s from that Game Radio website (as seen in GTA3). The wall between our rooms, on par with cheap American home construction, is a drywall, meaning that a lot of the noise goes through.
He also has a subwoofer.
So all I hear is the FUCKING base of his GOD-AWFUL GANGSTER RAP MP3s COMING THROUGH!
Every fifteen seconds it's BUM BA DUM DUM, BUM BA DUM DUM, BUM BA DUM DUM
It's a good thing I'm older, heavier, and at least six inches taller than him.
NOTE: He tries to be sneaky and uses the computer in the wee hours of the morning. He leaves the lights on and keeps playing his rap. He's been caught several times.
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2004-01-04, 09:17 PM
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