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Old 2004-01-13, 10:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Things Ya'll Will Never Hear a Southerner Say


Here are the top 36 things you'll never hear a southerner say. (I'm from Alabama, and this made be laugh.. it's sad, but most of them are true.)

36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a
family sedan.
34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
33. We don't keep firearms in this house.
32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
31. You can't feed that to the dog.
30. I thought Graceland was tacky.
29. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
28. Wrestling's fake.
27. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
26. We're vegetarians.
25. Do you think my gut is too big?
24. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits
and gravy.
23. Honey, we don't need another dog.
22. Who gives a hoot who won the Civil War?
21. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
20. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
19. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
18. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
17. Trim the fat off that steak.
16. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
15. The tires on that truck are too big.
14. I'll have the arugula and riadicchio salad.
13. I've got it all on the C: drive.
12. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
10. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
7. Checkmate.
6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't
seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
2. You all. ---(This one made me laugh so hard.. it's so true)

And, Number ONE is:

1. Duct tape won't fix that.
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