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2004-01-13, 08:07 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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I don't like the teenagers I'm surrounded with.
It happened today at rowing practice. We have to cram into two Ford E-series vans, but today we got one van and one car (we still had to cram). I got the car both times. I was standing next to the car about 20 feet away when it happened. I was watching the van. Someone was getting in. That someone got his shorts pulled down, along with his underwear, revealing his rear end. Everyone, including that kid, was laughing, except one. I just didn't find that act funny. I found it disgusting. NOTE: SDM, the One Kid is me. Just so you don't get confused. Today on Inside Edition I saw a bunch of assholes who were doing drive-by shootings with paintball guns. The assholes even blinded this hot 14 year old (I'm in the same age group, so I can say that, ok?). The assholes were laughing all the time. This generation is lost. My generation is lost. I quote John Brown (radical violent Abolitionist of the 1850s): "The sins of this land shall not be purged but with blood." I'm not saying that I am going to kill them all. I'm saying that they won't wake up and smell the coffee until it hits them in the face. SDM: I'm talking about THIS thread.
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