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RANT: Of Magazines and Man Ass
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Yesterday we were going to a restaurant near my house with my dad, mom, and littlest brother (little brother in baseball tryouts). My mom, brother, and me got there first, so we went to the local travel agency.
My mom has to go back to Mexico because my grandma is having heart problems. They're going to see a doctor. The trip should be in about two weeks.
Being the reader I am, I decide to flip through some of the travel magazines, and there's one on Mexico. I flip through it, and all the places are there- Veracruz, Baja California Sur, etc. I decide to look at last summer's vacation spot- Cancun.
Lo and behold, there is an ad. The title is inviting you to go to Cancun to flirt. There is a page-size picture of a girl in a bikini chasing a guy who has had his pants lowered. There are two man ass cheeks staring out. No censorship whatsoever.
Similar to Breastgate last Super Bowl, there was no prior notice of man ass being revealed in this issue, or any adult content for that matter. You just turn the page and WHAM! cheeks three and four. If I had wanted man porn, I would have asked for man porn.
WTF is with the media pushing the nudity nowadays? Sure, anyone has an attraction to erotica (of the opposite sex, unlike this case) but nobody asked for it. This is not what I expected from a freaking magazine.
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2004-02-14, 06:42 PM
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