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There's this tree outside the window to our apartment, and these squirrels love it. It's so fun to watch them go nuts and play with eachother on it.

Also, the squirrels on my campus rule. They're like pidgeons in that they'll come right up to you. You can see them hanging out on our outside dining tables, or passed out flat on the lid of a garbage can.

The day will come when I will own my own squirrel and call it "Niner".