[Official]Fucked up dreams thread

[SkunkPunk]

Ok, we've all had a really fucking stupid dream in our lives, now is the chance to embrace it or something.

Rules:

1) No hijacking.
2) Dont make shit up.
3) Play nicely.

Ok me first:

So, first thing: I woke up in somebody elses house, walked downstairs and saw a bunch of people eating cereal at table, they called me over to eat with them. Cereal was for breakfast, but there were lightbulbs in the cereal, just a mixture of lightbulbs and milk. I thought to myself, oh what the hell ill try a bit, so I got a spoonfull of lightbulbs and started eating them, they were very crunchy, and they had taste wich i cant describe in words, but I can still create the taste in my mind. It was sort of like when you eat tofee or something and all the stuff gets stuck in your teeth and you have to like pick it out with your tounge. Well after breakfast I went outside for a walk to the local grocery store, and everything on the shelves was lightbulbs. All different sizes, shapes, and colours of lightbulbs. It was almost like i was addicted to eating lightbulbs, so I bought a cart full of lightbulbs. As I was walking home I sat down on a curb and took out a package and started eating more lightbulbs. I kept on debating in my mind weather i should stop because it could get unhealthy, or if I should keep going. The taste was starting to get disgusting but I just couldent stop. So for the rest of the day I had a box of mini lightbulbs, that I just kept munching on, and then it happened... I had to go to the bathroom, I was freaking out because I knew it had to happen sometime and it couldent be stopped, so I decided to crucify myself. Then I woke up.