You archaically-minded fucksticks...

[Spee]

My names Alex. My brother is Pete. Dad...Is dad.



Alex: I wanna buy a book.
Pete: Which one?
A: The PHB or DMG.
P: Whassat?
A: Dungeons and Dragons.
P: Why ya wanna play that *** game?
A: 'Cause everyone in my school does...
P: Bullshit. Maybe .0005% of your school plays That Game.
A: Actually-
P: No. Walk around this city. any city, and ask all the kids if they play D&D. Only one or two will say yes. Only psychos and druggies play that game anyhow. Anyone whos EVER played that game has died from drugs, or died from a bullet in thier head. Or they work at McDonalds.
A: Youre really wrong, pete.
P: No im not. Dad, how many people played D&D in your highschool?
Dad: They didnt have computer back then, fuckstick.
P: Its not a computer game.
D: Oh, that queer thing. Youre not playing it, Alex. The people who play that commit suicide and shit. There was this big ass investigation on it and shit. Do something important with your free time (Dad turns out ESPN) go out and do something constructive.
A: *seethes in the blatant hypocrisy*
P: So yeah. Youre not getting the book. Now, lets watch Saving Private Ryan. Dad likes the opening sequence.



A simple "no" would have sufficed