One night, a long, long time ago...

[Ouroboros]

Well, I dug up some old IRC logs today, thought I'd post some humorous portions of it.

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One night, months and months ago in IRC:
[21:35] <Bdog> www.certmod.tk has a 24 hour limit remover on certification changes, so you can constantly change your soldier
[21:36] * Bdog has quit IRC (Quit: )
[21:37] <Ivan> hehe what a dumb ass
[21:38] * west| is now known as west|afk
[21:39] * PSU-Hamma emails spork
[21:39] <AGN-ho> prolly a uber virus
[21:39] <AGN-ho> for teh win
[21:39] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:39] <CDL-Ouroboros> i know its something bad, but curiosity is about to kill me
[21:39] <PSU-Hamma> ill look
[21:39] <PSU-Hamma> have virus protection
[21:40] <CDL-Asmodeus> hack into someone elses machine and view it through them
[21:40] <CDL-Asmodeus>
[21:40] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:40] <half_the_sky> [00:39] <PSU-Hamma> have virus protection <-- abstinance is best
[21:40] <CDL-Ouroboros> go Hamma
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> you da man
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> i just opened it
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> well
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> if it's an exe file
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> gave me a popup with some giberish
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> then...
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> and closed
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf is it
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> uh
[21:41] <PSU-Hamma> sounds like you got owned
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> virused
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> lmao
[21:41] <PSU-Hamma> glad i didnt open it yet
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> ..
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> wha?>
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> LMAO
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> squeeky
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> way to be a llama
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> sup?
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> trojan probably
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> huh?
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> heh
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> yeah
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> you're going to get owned
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus>

Random lines of how Squeeky got owned, etc:

[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> This is a privacy-invading keylogging trojan. Such trojans capture typed keystrokes and are often designed to steal various account and password information.
[21:43] <CDL-Cyrus> it logs passwords
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:43] <AGN-ho> oshit
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> alright
[21:43] <AGN-ho> rofl
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> dont type passwords
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> lmao
[21:43] * PSU-Hamma disables squeekys accounts
[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck
[21:44] <PSU-Squeeky> ok
[21:44] <CDL-Cyrus> lol

More lines of how Squeeky got owned, etc:

[21:50] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> so, if i still have my registry im ok?
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> "Registry editing has been disabled by your administrator"
[21:51] <CDL-Ouroboros> gone?
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[21:51] <CDL-Ouroboros> =O
[21:51] <AGN-ho> squeek
[21:51] <AGN-ho> dont reboot
[21:51] <AGN-ho> or u will be owned
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck man!
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky>
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> whyd i click that shit
[21:52] <CDL-Ouroboros> i dont know

It keeps going:

[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> i dont get this removal thing
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf is a DAT
[21:54] <CDL-Asmodeus> but it will tell you when someone's accessing your rig.
[21:54] <CDL-Asmodeus> .dat
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> ok
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf do i do
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> anyone here
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> test
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello?
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> great
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> IRC is fucked
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello?
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> as
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> da
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> d
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> a
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> GOD DAMIT!
[21:55] * PSU-Squeeky has quit IRC (Quit: <@CDL-Derfud> ho ho ho and a bottle of rum <@PSU-Squeeky> ho ho ho and a bottle of cum <@PSU-Squeeky> Haha, that was a porn <@PSU-Squeeky> 3 chicks and a pirate || <@PSU-Hamma> Im not wearing any pants.)
[21:55] <CDL-Asmodeus> Hold on Squeeky
[21:55] <CDL-Asmodeus> ...
[21:56] <CDL-Asmodeus> What a fucktard.
[21:56] <AGN-ho> RIFK
[21:56] <AGN-ho> omg
[21:56] <AGN-ho> lol
[21:56] <Ivan> hehe lol
[21:56] <CDL-Ouroboros> Hamma, CDLPrivate
[21:56] <PSU-Hamma> sigh
[21:56] <AGN-ho> squeeky wont be posting news for a week or so
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