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Old 2004-04-22, 01:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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�nited St�tes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC�In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the �nited St�tes of �merica. "Much like M�tley Cr�e and Mot�rhead, the �nited St�tes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the �merican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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