2004-04-25, 02:30 PM
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[Ignore Me]
#11
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Sergeant Major
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Originally Posted by Rayder
Wow.... I myself would have set up a really big dinner someplace nice, say, a five-star restaurant near you. You would tell her that this is a very important meeting that really can't be missed. Tell her to come at say, 8:00 (come to the restaurant that is, and make sure to make reservations for two), and say that you'll be there a few minutes after because you had to pick up something "special." Now, because you're following the evil plan that I have made, you would tell the gar�on to take this message to her at say, 8:03. In this message, in your own handwriting, you will have written something akin to the following: "My dearest <name here>, I am truely sorry I could not join you tonight, for you see, I had an encounter that just could not wait. It came as a surprise to me, and I'm sure it does to you. For you see, I couldn't give a fuck about you anymore and I just want it to end. P.S. I'm not paying."
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damn that is evil. But I like it.  
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