Naming your child Jesus.

[Mr1337Duck]

I was at CiCi's pizza with our band during our school-day tour. And one of the desk guys was named Jesus. That got me thinking, what could compell someone to name their kid Jesus. Everytime he introduces himself, he'll get a funny look. At least.

At most he'll be a Christian. Then if he changes churches, he's talking to the Rev. after a service. Rev asks him to introduce himself. Guy says "Hey, I'm Jesus." Rev's like "Heretic! Burn him!"


Terrible.



Do the world a favor. If you have kids, don't name 'em Jesus.