"We can't have kids!"

[UncleDynamite]

I guess the couple must really love each then...

As pathetic as that sounds, it's actually pretty amazing that a couple could stay together entirely without sex. And it's pretty obvious that they loved each other, seeing that they wanted to have children. You almost... almost have to admire them. I mean, virtually no one marries unless they feel like their future spouse is going to be good in the bedroom.

That said, "OMfG! CORROSION's MOOMMY!"

Oh, and that couple's still pathetic in the end.