parents against signals

[martyr]

what kind of signals are these parents against, you might ask?
well, abuse and abduction signals, of course!
these signals are clearly a menace to our wellbeing as kidnappers, and this driven group of parents is out to save our skins by helping stop kids from displaying signals that might communicate their distress!

who are they?

The Parents Against Abduction and Abuse Signals!


PAAAS is helping take miscreants like:

and


off the street for good!
(notice how these two hooligans are clearly making abuse and abduction signals with their hands!)


this noble man, John Druzbick, is chairman of the board of Parents against abduction and abuse signals.

judging by his strong leadership of the cause, this man may well be one of society's leading abusers and abductors, and so his opposition to the spread of these terrible signals must be extraordinarily firm.


Learn more about these harmful signals and why these parents are against them at www.PAAAS.org and improve someone's grammar today!




note: this organization has retarded flyers taped to the registers at publix where i bought milk and eggs tonight, complete with the same pictures of those kids. i'm going to try to go back and scan one, in order to further make fun of this well-meaning but nearly illiterate team of parents.