So I'm Sitting At My Desk

[Triggar]

So here I am at 13:03 local time, sitting at my desk in an empty office. My boss is out to lunch and I've already looked through all the important secret flight documents and went into students flight files and now I'm bored, and I'm cold.

So tell me, all you working stiffs. What do you do at work when there aren't any more paperclips to loop together?

EDIT: Keep in mind that there is no work to do.