ANOTHER World of Warcraft contest!
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It's official.
I will award 1 (one) World of Warcraft account (Stress Test) to whoever can make me a signature. The following guidelines must be followed (similar to the old thread):
1. It must be themed (visually as well) in the style of GTA:Vice City or Miami Vice (80s Art Deco).
2. The other guidelines are completely subjective: I may simply not like the sig at all, and if I don't, I'll offer tips, i.e. "Fragmatic, I don't like that Confederate character".
That's real, by the way. I don't want that flag in my sig, not because I'm Jesse Jackson, but I'm not a hillbilly-type person and don't want to be seen as one.
3. The winner will recieve the account. I will also use the sig image, and display its maker in my signature.
You fucksticks laughed, eh? Now lets see who's laughing when you can play that (crappy) game.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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