The Nazi Skies of PS - PlanetSide Universe
PSU Social Facebook Twitter Twitter YouTube Steam TwitchTV
PlanetSide Universe
PSU: Spam! A well balenced meal for a troll
Home Forum Chat Wiki Social AGN PS2 Stats
Notices
Go Back   PlanetSide Universe > PlanetSide Discussions > PlanetSide 1 Discussion

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 2004-11-22, 07:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
Sabinius
First Sergeant
 
Sabinius's Avatar
 
Talking The Nazi Skies of PS


Oh, how our planes are limited

A young mosquito pilot
is flying upwards, at a rate of
LOL AWSOME
And as he goes up, his intercom and little.. head viewer thing turns on
Its the CSR
"Turn back now, or we shall take control of your plane and force you downwards, NO ONE ESCAPES AURAXIS. NO ONE."
The pilot stares at the face in disbeleif
"But, arent you trying to make the game fun? I should be able to go up alot more if the plane system wants to be useful at all"
"NO, WE'RE TO LAZY TO DO THAT, ANYWAY YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!@#3"
At that moment, his plane immediantly dived downward, to his fiery DOOM!

Oh my my, what a terrible trajedy, along wit this...
ANOTHER YOUNG PILOTS LIFE
IS TAKEN!!

Pierre was a young and jubilant pilot, always soaring around, blowing everything up with libs, but never that n00b weapon, the reaver.
As he was flying one day across the dark skies of Ishundar, BLAMPIM!!!1
He was hit! Behind him, a determined mosquito was banging away at the empty tail gunner.
"God damnit, I just filled that up with date rape drugs!"
Pierre then executed a series of complicated flying techiques, a few including a complete front flip, and flying upside down.
Immedianty his intercom blared to life with the anger of a bajillion zeuses.
"What in the HELL do you think your doing sir? Do you just realize you broke the 70-30 degree angle barrier, including flying upside down!?"
"Uhh yeah?" said our confused hero
"You cant friggin DO THAT!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE IMPLEMENTED THAT BECAUSE WE WERE TO LAZY TO MAKE A REAL FLYING SYSTEM??"
"Hey man' lay off!"
That was the last straw for the flight control CSR on the orbital platform, the one no one has ever seen...
"I'm too old for this" Said the CSR as he pressed a gigantic red death button.
Back on ishundar, things were getting hot for our sexy male pilot.
"Whats this guys problem??" The mosquito behind him would not give up, most likely some n00bert exp hungry N00bhammer ralalal.
SHNAPO!! The whole world around peirre immediantly turned into a living hell, the trees, ground and everything on fire. The sky was lit up like a burning corpse pile, and out of the sky, came a gigantic smoldering meteor, along with millions of cute little... devil robots, laughing around it!
Pierre screamed with all his lungs, as he was fried inside his cockpit from the heat, and blown to Jamillion little peices by the meteor. Ishundar was gone.

Take a moment and look at these tragic events! WE MUST FREE OUR SKIES!
Our height limits!!
And anyway, seriously, the height limit is a big disadvantage, for gal drivers, and everything. Even stealth is impossibly with them.
And our mossies should be like.. f-14s or something.

Yeah.
__________________

If you push hard enough, it'll fit.
Sabinius is offline  
Reply With Quote
 
  PlanetSide Universe > PlanetSide Discussions > PlanetSide 1 Discussion

Bookmarks

Discord

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:07 PM.

Content © 2002-2013, PlanetSide-Universe.com, All rights reserved.
PlanetSide and the SOE logo are registered trademarks of Sony Online Entertainment Inc. © 2004 Sony Online Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks or tradenames are properties of their respective owners.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.