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Shenanigan in religion class
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NOTE: The Freuidan slip present is not mine- I am not anti-semitic.
Earlier in the class we had learned from the theology teacher that one of the students in 12th grade who lived in Little Haiti (a real place, not just part of Vice City) had his house burn down by an electrical fire.
Of course, the social justice advocate that she is, was a firm believer that these things happened more in poorer inner-city, predominantly black areas, thus, someone or something is to blame.
Anyway, while she was speaking, demanding that something be done, she uttered this perfect racist statement:
"We ought to get some Jewish lawyer-err, shark lawyer..."
At which point the class went silent, then "Did she just say...?", then laughter. Probably the last person on earth I'd expect to make a slip of that magnitude.
EDIT: Clarification: We weren't laughing with the joke, we were laughing at the teacher for making such a comment.
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Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-12-02 at 11:29 PM.
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2004-12-02, 11:17 PM
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