Zombie survival thread

[Heavygain]

Your post should be made up of the following:
Weapons (3 ranged, 2 melee) You may choose one mythical/fictional weapon
Base of Operations
Supplies Say roughly 400 pounds, not including 100 pounds that are cariable
9 People you would bring with you to your base (at least 2 PSU members)
Emergency vehicle for when you inevitably begin running low on supplies (were talking urban, common vehicles, excluding Humvees/Hummers)
Armor/apparel

This is a Level-fucking-Four outbreak. This means More zombies than living. And no there are no flying motherfuckers or super leap things.

Melee
Pudao (Staff with a broad-blade on the end)
Shocklance (T2 motherfucker)
Firearms
Combat Shotgun, not hunting, not sawed off, but a shell-after-shell pump-after-pump make-a-head-disentegrate-into-a-red-mist Shotgun. If you don't have one of these I would slap you then arm you with my shit-launcher.

M4 w/ Silencer, 203, & scope attachments
Portability, Explosion, range, accuracy, stopping power, FTW.

SAW
Machine-gun for when on my ledge in base.

Supplies
90 pounds of carried ammo, including but not limited to 2 hand grenades, 4 M203 grenades, 6 SAW cartridges, 6 M4 clips, and 50 Shotgun Shells
(Ammounting to 10 pounds) 10 Lighters, 3 ounces of Marijuana with seeds (I would find it neccesary), Old faithful (steel pipe), Anyform of Mp3 player that can take double A batteries for when the power quits, 6 Mountain dews (caffine, and lets face it, they are delicious), Then some sort of none-decaying food (can't think of one for some reason )

My stationary supplies would consist of:
250 pounds of ammo
30 pounds of MT DEW
Portable (open flame stove)
40 pounds of Gas
My Fender Mustang (guitar)
15w POS fender frontman amp
4 sets of strings
a pack of pics
And with whatever weight I have left I would bring as much Music as I can (I would cover the recreation for the rest of my group)

Vehicle
Suburban, and sliding metal sheets to block windows when needed

Base of Operations
Any 2 (or more) 2 story house in California, In a suburban area, not in the middle of nowhere, but out of the way enough that we wouldn't get too many stray Zombies.
I would Move everything useful from the bottom floor to the 2nd floor, and fill the sinks, bathtubs, and anything that can hold water up on the second floor, when the drinking supply runs out, even with evaporation, there will be reserve there.
I would tear down the stairs with an axe/sledge hammer (explosives could damage the house) Then promply mount a rope ladder which would be coiled at the top until needed.
Ledges. Ledges are important for sniper nests, and in my case a nest for my SAW.
People
My cousin Dan, hes got good paintball skills, one of my best friends, and he pwns in FPS's.
321, Hes good at CS and hes a funny kid. (OMG THE INTERWEB BOOSTS SOMEONES SELF ESTEEM? NEVAR)
Peacemaker, because I have fond memories of PS days with him and select CDL members
Shelby (gf)
Nick
Danny
Dad
Mom
Shane

Armor
Long sleeve underarmor
Leather jacket (Although it looks badass while killing zombies, it serves a purpose)
Pant underarmor
Comfortable, not tight, not baggy, jeans
Beanie (keep my hair out of my face, long as it is, imagine 9 years of shitty haircuts, fuck that)