That is one crazy bitch... (religious wacko)

[Giovanni]

Let's see here....

Good to all or just a few?

PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.

JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

Problems with your calendar god? Seven years too much of a commitement?

II SAMUEL 24:13: So God came to David, and told him, and said unto him, shall SEVEN YEARS OF FAMINE come unto thee in thy land? or will thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue. thee?

I CHRONICLES 21:11: SO God came to David, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Choose thee. Either THREE YEARS OF FAMINE or three months to be destryed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh thee;

Now... he's a hippy AND a warmonger?

EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.

And there is a ton of that shit... a TON!


Edit: Oh! Here's a better one!

Joseph was either
a. The first child to be adopted by a gay couple
b. The child of a woman who wasn't quite sure who the father was.... so she put both names on the birth ceritificate.

I'm willing to be this is a biblical contradiction.

MATTHEW 1:16 "And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ."

LUKE 3:23 "And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli."