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Old 2006-05-26, 02:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Ya,

Two years ago I met a girl named Ashley, I fell head over heals for her. Spent two years with her. Fast forward to, like, now. We break up. I look at my self in the mirror. God damn I put on weight. Looking like shit. My once moderatly muscular frame is now flabby. Perfect. Attempts to get a new girl friend have failed miserably. Who wants to go with a fatass?

My new love is the gym though. Ive been subbed up at a local gym for about a month now, 10 pounds leaner and sporting a bit more muscle but still a ways to go. Beer bellies and bad hair cuts. Where did I go wrong? More so, what is the point of this thread? I have no idea. Maybe Im just in. Maybe Im asking, what has a girl friend done to you that you suddenly realised when the time came to break up?

Heres my list:

1. Got fat
2. Got boring
3. Got laid too much *withdrawl was a bitch*
4. Spent too much money.
5. Didnt take that sign on bonus to the Marine corps and get an extra 16k ontop of the normal 8 and an easy job at a base to the south....
6. Lost the touch *the approaching girls one*
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