Legal Torture Techniques

[Revolution]

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Ok torture is now legal, and you have to get info out of a scumbag vital to saving a hundred thousand innocent lives.
Get your sicko Nazi Jeffery Dommer Ted Bundy Hannibal the Cannibal BUFFALO BOB self out and list how you would torture the son of a bitch:


I'll go first:

Castration first, then make him a hotdog to eat after a week of no food or sleep or darkness. After he finishes HIS DOG, removal of all finger and toe nails. Then the Epilady device to take every peice of hair off his body(that was his break time). After that if he still dont wanna talk(but he probably would after the blade starts cutting his DONG) its time to get the hot lead and a pair of iron shoes to melt off his feet. After that use bolt cutters to take off the fingers one by one and then multiple razor blade light wounds all over his body Right Before his pure rubbing alcohol bath which since we are going to be nice let him soak in there for an hour at least.

After the removal of his eyes with a pair of Needle Nose Plairs, the team will then attempt to remove his ears with a rotating sander with heavy grit sandpaper wheels on.

Now that leads us up to not much to work with if the subject is still not talking.

After the removal of the teeth with the use of the Jaws Of Life, and removal of the lips with some hedge clippers, we proceed to the nipples which will be clipped off with wire cutters and then to attemp to stop the bleeding will be sanded down as the ears and then be sealed up with a glue gun.

His testicles will electrically shocked with a high voltage source simutaniously with his tongue.

If he still refuses to talk we shall employ a roto router type tool to clean out his colon via the entrance of the Ass. Round and Round and round and round inserting it farther and farther till he does!!!!!!


If all else fails please refer to the Chineese Water Torture meathod.