C4 vs Boomer

[Spoof]

The original boomer had a characteristic name and an aesthetically pleasing, futuristic shape.

Now the concept art for the new version is posted and it's... a WiFi router... no wait, it's.... a grey brick with an aerial... which looks uncannily like my WiFi router.



Actually what depresses me most is the name. The decade we spent fighting on Auraxis was set in a distant future where "boomer" was affectionate slang for the successor to "something like C4". Truth be told the real reason it's called C4 is because other gaming communities wouldn't recognise it unless it came with a proper washing label so they can seperate their high-explosives from their non-colour fast socks and underwear.

Bring back the boomer!
(Preferably without an aerial and washing instructions)