Ok, here is the game people. I have a beta key I don't need, for the first time in my life I have all the power and you are all my pawns in my little game of life.
Now, seeing as how you are all on different continents I feel a battle royale sort of contest where I place you all on an island with a randomly chosen weapon and have you fight to survive is pretty implausible.
Instead I have decided that the best way to choose who is most well suited to recieve this key is the person who writes the most hateful message about me! Like how I am being a horrible person for making a game out of this instead of just giving it away to someone who deserves it and how you don't even want the key and anyone can get it easily and as such this is a stupid thread, wins!
Whoever is the best Hater of me by the time I get to work tomorrow wins!
WELCOME! TO THE PLAYER HATERS BALL!