I KNEW IT!!! There had to be sumthin wrong with this game... They are fucking with our minds, ultimatly to gain world control... i know it, i have seen them use the money to train chikens to gather fish bait, and make giant dams of it!!! THEY WILL FLOOD THE WORLD IN DAMS!!!
And when we have become adictive to this game, they shall set up the prices so we can no longer pay for it! That WILL cause our brain to implode, thus creating more fish bait for the chikens to gather!!! Then, when all the PS gamers are dead, there will be enough fish bait, to create the ultimate dam of doom, which will be strong enough to conquer the univers!!!
But that isnt all... They will also train dolphins, to kill all the giant squids in the sea, thus detroying the eco balance for good! Them we shall all sufficate from the huge rise in oxygen, when the algee population rises tenfold! But the sony people shall survive. voz they have the dams to hide in! WE MUST RESIST!!!
Remember: the chikens are afraid of kites. ALLWAYS have you kite with you, so u can scare all the chikens away from you!
There is also a way to tell wheter a person is a sony dude or not... u must smack them in the head with the kite! If they wonder why u did it, or starts hitting u back, they are with sony!
WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST THE CHICKENS!!! they are the ones behind this evil scheme. They dont want to lay eggs no more, so they are rebelling!!! But we will not give up our rigth to hardboiled eggs in the morning!! And dont forget... The kite is the only thing that can resist them... All go quickly and buy one, so u can defend your selves!! but first:
QUICKLY GIVE YOUR CD-KEYS AND BETA CD'S TO ME, SO I CAN KEEP THEM IN A SAFE PLACE! WE MUST FIGTH THEM BACK!!! WE CANT LET ANY CHIKEN LEFT ALIVE!
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