Guess What?!

[Zarparchior]

Alright, I'm not kidding you guys AT ALL!

I didn't sleep much last night due to me thinking that I just might... might get the Beta CD in the mail today. After dragging myself up for work and spending 9 god-forsaken hours dealing with other people's own stupidity (generally) and never having a moment's rest I start the long drive home.

I get to thinking that there it will be a cold day in hell if I got the CD today. I started telling myself that, me living in Idaho, that it is IMPOSSIBLE for the CD to get to me today. I mean, I checked the forums all day at work and not a single person from California got one. Why should I? I should be content with the disappointment that awaits me at my mailbox.

I even thought about not checking the mail at all - but decided against it, hopelessly lost in the everburning flicker of hope.

I pull down the lid slowly... peak inside... and what do I see?!
I kid you not! None other than:











My Monthly Insurance Premium!

Well... it's definitely no Beta CD...
In fact, it's not even close.

But I bet I had you at least think for one split second that I might have.

Don't deny it either! You can claim you saw this coming, but I know it's all lies.