The Quest for Beta...

[Zarparchior]

You have awoken.
The current time is 9:37am. The date is 04/16/03, Wednesday.

/waste time until mail arrives

You waste time by playing old games and watching TV. You feel it's a horrible way to waste a day-off day but you feel you have no choice. The mail arrives more or less ontime at 1:12pm.

/consider

The Mailmen regards you indifferently -- you think you could take him.
You glance at the mailman apprehensively.

/say Has my Beta CD arrived yet?

The Mailman says, "Nope. No CDs today. Maybe tomorrow...

US Postal Workers' faction has gotten significantly worse with PS Open Beta Testers

/say ... So'kay. Hope it does.
/consider

The Mailmen regards you indifferently -- You could probably easily take him down.
You glower at the mailman dubiously.

/camp

You begin preperations for your camp. It will be 12 hours before new day begins. You work tomorrow and your Beta CD has a good chance of getting there then.

***

You have awoken.
The current time is 6:30am. The date is 04/17/03, Thursday.

/get ready and go to work

You take a shower, eat your breakfeast, and over-all get ready for a long 9 hour day at work. You drive there and the day slowly ebbs away. It is 3:30pm now, and is your break time.

/call home and ask about CD

You call home and you get the answering machine. You talk into it, complaing how no one is ever home. Your brother answers the phone and yells that the CD has not came yet and that you need to calm down.

US Postal Workers' faction has gotten significantly worse with PS Open Beta Testers
Your faction with your brother has gotten worse.

Warning! You will now attack any US Postal Workers on sight.

/say Fine... sorry I asked.
/hangup

/consider mailman

You scowl at the Mailman, ready to attack -- No CD make Zar angry! Grrrr!

/camp

You begin preperations for your camp. It will be a while before you're off work and longer still until you recieve your Beta CD. In fact, you should probably give up now. Don't even try waiting for it. Most likely, it was lost in the storm of tax season. Just go play EverQuest or something. You'll be happier. Trust me.


In closing:

MAXIMUM h8 FOR SNAIL MAIL!!!