Tale of a just TK

[ObnoxiousFrog]

(Disclaimer: This happened at the END OF BETA.)
Once upon a time, there was a pilot named ObnoxiousFrog. One day, during a battle over a tower on Cyssor., ObFrog flew past a pilot inferior to himself named Zshazz. In a fit of rage and stupidity, Zshazz shoots down ObFrog's already-damaged Reaver for almost hitting him. As ObFrog goes to the nearby Tech Plant to buy a new Reaver, Zshazz rockets his defenseless prey who did nothing. The following convo ensues:

ObnxiousFrog: Why the fuck did you do that?
Zshazz: For flying like a dumbass.
ObnoxiousFrog: So you shoot me down for dodging fire, then rocket me as I go to get a new plane? Brilliant plan, dumbass!
Zshazz: Yea I did think it was a good plan.

So, as ObFrog is zooming off in his new Reaver, he looks at the ground to see if a pilot there is Zshazz. It is, so he darts off upward. Zshazz, in all of his dumb bastard glory, shoots down ObFrog once again. Chat transcript:

ObnoxiousFrog: wtf?!?
Zshazz: U almost hit me while i was repairing, i would have been royally pissed.
ObnoxiousFrog: So....you shot me down for not hitting you?
Zshazz: Yep
ObnoxiousFrog: Once again, brilliant plan, you royal fucktard

OK, now ObFrog is really pissed. He keeps flying over Cyssor, battling TR as they come, when he falls upon a convoy. A convoy of a Sunderer and.....a Reaver. He scans the aircraft, and God-be-damned, it's Zshazz! Already tasting the sweet nectar of revenge on his lips, ObFrog waits, trailing just beyond sensor range. Then, it happens. Zshazz stops to a hover for a few seconds. The few precious seconds in which ObFrog would wreck his revenge. Launching a full salvo of rockets into Zshazz, ObFrog is completely unremorseful to his deed. He ends his job with one solemn word to his opponent:

ObnoxiousFrog: Fucker