Someone cracked a joke in English class today...er...yesterday. Anyway, everyone was laughing, but one person (nobody has owned up to it) said "LOL!" out loud. Not laughing, "LOL!"
I've been called a fucktard and a n00b in real life, too. I have also heard the brother of one of my gaming buddies say "WOOT" to celebrate and not even be a bit ashamed.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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