24 "dots" & 20 buffalo wings

[TekDragon]

Got off work and im done for the week. Girlfriend is visiting her family.. so i gots no one to cook for me. All i can find in the fridge that i can figure out how to eat are cheese and some crackers. No thx, had the for breakfast.

So... i broke out $25 and called dominoes. Ordered 2 things of dots and 2 order of buffalo wings, hot as you can get em.

Im now looking at 4 boxes of pure artery clogging enjoyment. I doubt ill get through half of it before i feel the need to fall over and die... but man oh man.. itll be worth it.

And im thinking.. when my GF comes home and finds me dead from 3 strokes and 4 heart attacks... and sees the dominoes boxes everywhere... she'll feel real bad for leaving me all alone with the cheese and crackers...