First time one of my good friends ever got drunk, and I mean drunk like that wino holding a bottle drunk, he cried, puked in the bathroom, cried more, tried to jump off the balcony while laughing insanely and then the crowning moment: Puked all over the white couch after finishing off his night of drinking with a couple of bright red wine coolers (had been drinking vodka up until this point) .
See, we were drinking at this chicks house. Between her and her roomate they had 5 cats (3 full grown and 2 kittens), 2 rats and a mouse. My friend was allergic to cats, very allergic. So He figured he'd take some Benadryll to keep his allergys from acting up. 1.75 of cheap vodka+Benadryll+cat allergy+5 cats=One very very messed up person