Ok, first off, if this is the wrong forum, I apologize. Just had this experience and had to share.
I'd like to start by saying I've never actually met a troll in game. Sure, I'd heard horror stories about some flaming asshole sending moronic tells. But I'd never run into one. I kinda regarded them as one of those stories about the bogeyman. And then me and "Clouds" crossed paths...
I actually thought it was a friend's alt at first, just messing with me. Along about the time he said "WTF are you on?" I realized he was
serious! That just made it all the more humorous to me
I love how he was completely shocked that I wasn't left crushed by his witty reparte
Now that I've found one, I hope I find more, it was too fun! I laughed harder than I have ingame for years...