... I will be relieving Onizuka from all his spamming duties. It has been reccomended to him that he leave the forum. In return, I have pledged to keep his spirit alive.
I will do this by imatating the senceless drivel we have come to expect from him.
My posts will consist of either 5-10 words saying nothing important, or I will cut and paste someone elses words and put a few
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All of this will be done with my new, large, and obnoxious signature which will take up approximately 400% more space than even my most long winded posts (which wont top 20 words).
In this way I can show Oni that although his constant spamming, annoying, quote/emote posts arent appreciated, they will not be forgoten.
Fear not Oni, I will hold your spam sign high and carry on your flame. Go in peace (or at least go and plague some other forum).