You can't really imagine Stalin or Hussein doing this....
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People in a Spanish-broadcast radio station in Miami fooled Castro.
They recorded the voice of Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, and made a brief mock conversation. Once they lost sense, they told Castro that they were the Miami radio station.
"What did I fall for, you [expletive]? Shove it in your mother's [expletive]!"
You just can't imagine Stalin doing this.
Can I post the unedited version in Spanish? Pleease?!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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